Tuesday 19 June 2007

Dear Brethren



As you all know, I am quite caught up with lawyers on two continents, sniffling neighbours after their recent bloody noses, a wayward architect and one or two other men of ill repute.
As much as I will miss you all dearly * yawn* my life has become a little bit too hectic to bother with the likes of you for now. :)

God is taking a break and is now officially incommunicado.
Will return to full functioning soonest.

Have a great summer!

Don't pester me with your petty prayers!
The answer is always NO!!!

Godly

Monday 18 June 2007

My First Kiss

Kids Kissing

Some firsts in life you just never forget.
At the risk of sounding all girly and mushy .......I still remember my first kiss ( and the guy's name)
The interesting thing is it was the precursor of two life patterns for me.......one being *younger men* the other a sign I was going to be a take charge kinda girl who wasn't about to take shit from no motherf£$%$er.
I was 6 years old and Victor Jazztrap was 5.
My mum went over to his mum's house for coffee and Victor and I were jumping on the beds ,as you do.
Victor ,I recall, had dirty blonde hair (no,I mean DIRTY) with lil' dirty, curly,locks and grey ,dingy underwear on.
What can I say? I like dirty boys!
Well,after a few hops ,jumping on the bed,that got old, so I stopped.I stared at him and said all sweet-like," Kiss me!"
He looked at my freckled face, screwed up his own(mimicking EWWWWWWWWWWWW) and simply said, " No!"

A less confident girl would have shrank with mortification! Maybe been scarred for life!
Not me!
I raised my fist giving him a cold,withering look and said," If you don't kiss me I will HIT you!!"
* smiles* So, of course he did!
* flicks my hair* I ALWAYS get MY WAY!
Pissed off though that he DARED raise ANY objection I slapped him across the face but hard!
Little faggot ran crying to his mother and ratted me out.
I was told off and not allowed to have dessert that night. APPARENTLY it is not" lady like to go around making boys kiss you against their will!"

I always hated him after that!
I wonder if he remembers his first kiss?

Here's betting he's a faggot!
I hope I had something to do with it!