Personally,I LOOOOOOOOVE Neo Nazi's-it gives the stupid,lumpy kids a sense of belonging when every other fucking club has rejected them.It's great that the only prerequisite needed to join this club is that you MUST BE UGLY!
Fuck you ,Debating Society AND the Chess Club!
I think it most unfair that they are discriminated against and called racists.How could they possibly be racists?Look at all those lovely brown eyes and dark dome stubble.....True they don't have very high numbers of Aryan members but it's hardly their fault.Aryans can get into ANY fucking club they want.
And REALLY what self respecting Aryan is going to band together with a bunch of mixed raced,mentally challenged, neanderthals who have to shave their heads so that they can hide their ancestryas they shout their " we hate everyone!" slogans.
You can always spot a Neo Nazi as they are the ones doing the goose step at their annual circle jerk while comically screaming their high pitched, " we hate gays!"
I love their little salutes too....such a show of "brotherly love."
We NEED Neo Nazis in this world......for who would we point and laugh at now that cripples are off the menu?
You have to admit they do wonders for the poor self image of our youth. Ever stand near a Neo Nazi? Your attractiveness instantly quadruples!
They also make the most retarded ,boring person you could ever meet suddenly seem witty, clever,engaging! EINSTEIN.
I dunno about you...but I think ( therefore I CAN'T be a Neo Nazi) this cluster fuck of social misfits is definitely an untapped resource.
The good news is that you only need to know one to immediately feel so much better about your life.
I know my IQ soars just breathing the same air as one!
If they were not all HOMOSEXUALS I could definitely get into dating one .You have to admit there is something very manly about a guy who stomps around in Doc Martins ,arms flailing ( or is this a funky chicken kinda dance?) who worships blondes and recognizes I AM superior to them.
They would never cheat on you as they prefer the company of boys who resemble Adolph.
Hey!!!!! How come Hitler didn't have to shave his fucking head????? Oh, or is this like " In the land of the bald,the one with hair is king!?"
The only problem though is that as they all look alike, dress alike, share one collective brain , thought and three word vocabulary, if you were to meet your beau and his friends say, how would you be able to tell which one was yours?
Do they have serial numbers tattooed on their forearms? OR do we just stand there ,like a lemon,and hope that they will be able to recognize US by scent?
One thing I do find odd about them though is that they all seem to have an affinity with baseball bats . Surely they are wayyyyy too fat and lumbering to play any kind of sport???
Maybe the goose step is more aerobically challenging than we realize.
You have to give them credit for not being a drain on our society too.....as they don't compete with us for jobs,drain our education tax dollars, clog our dentists offices or require much out of life except the odd razor and beer.
So, hug a Neo Nazi today- after all, they work REALLY HARD at making the rest of us LOOK GOOD!
And they don't require as much upkeep as a chia pet.
Fuck you ,Debating Society AND the Chess Club!
I think it most unfair that they are discriminated against and called racists.How could they possibly be racists?Look at all those lovely brown eyes and dark dome stubble.....True they don't have very high numbers of Aryan members but it's hardly their fault.Aryans can get into ANY fucking club they want.
And REALLY what self respecting Aryan is going to band together with a bunch of mixed raced,mentally challenged, neanderthals who have to shave their heads so that they can hide their ancestryas they shout their " we hate everyone!" slogans.
You can always spot a Neo Nazi as they are the ones doing the goose step at their annual circle jerk while comically screaming their high pitched, " we hate gays!"
I love their little salutes too....such a show of "brotherly love."
We NEED Neo Nazis in this world......for who would we point and laugh at now that cripples are off the menu?
You have to admit they do wonders for the poor self image of our youth. Ever stand near a Neo Nazi? Your attractiveness instantly quadruples!
They also make the most retarded ,boring person you could ever meet suddenly seem witty, clever,engaging! EINSTEIN.
I dunno about you...but I think ( therefore I CAN'T be a Neo Nazi) this cluster fuck of social misfits is definitely an untapped resource.
The good news is that you only need to know one to immediately feel so much better about your life.
I know my IQ soars just breathing the same air as one!
If they were not all HOMOSEXUALS I could definitely get into dating one .You have to admit there is something very manly about a guy who stomps around in Doc Martins ,arms flailing ( or is this a funky chicken kinda dance?) who worships blondes and recognizes I AM superior to them.
They would never cheat on you as they prefer the company of boys who resemble Adolph.
Hey!!!!! How come Hitler didn't have to shave his fucking head????? Oh, or is this like " In the land of the bald,the one with hair is king!?"
The only problem though is that as they all look alike, dress alike, share one collective brain , thought and three word vocabulary, if you were to meet your beau and his friends say, how would you be able to tell which one was yours?
Do they have serial numbers tattooed on their forearms? OR do we just stand there ,like a lemon,and hope that they will be able to recognize US by scent?
One thing I do find odd about them though is that they all seem to have an affinity with baseball bats . Surely they are wayyyyy too fat and lumbering to play any kind of sport???
Maybe the goose step is more aerobically challenging than we realize.
You have to give them credit for not being a drain on our society too.....as they don't compete with us for jobs,drain our education tax dollars, clog our dentists offices or require much out of life except the odd razor and beer.
So, hug a Neo Nazi today- after all, they work REALLY HARD at making the rest of us LOOK GOOD!
And they don't require as much upkeep as a chia pet.
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I don't know about the Chia pet theory. After all, lots of water on a bald domed noggin' wouldn't necessarilly produce hair growth on a Neo Nazi.
Exactly hence the chia pet requires MORE upkeep.
Gee, a group of guys who obsess over stereo-typed blondes--who would have thought...
How do these people find you, Freya? Try sending out some luurve vibes, that's like acid.
And yeah, what's with everyone talking in code?
helen,I only have so muchlove to go around( read: very litle) and can't be dripping it over just anybody.
God has invented a new language.
Good post Freya. I can't stand neo-nazis myself either and they have held true patriotism back for many years, although thankfully they are now a dying breed within the BNP these days much to our great relief.
If you are looking for a fight with one of these moroninc individuals you'd better google "NNP" "N9S" and "The NF" as these are the stones they hide under in these enlightened times
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