Thursday 7 June 2007

First Post on This Blog

This blog is going to be big.

I have set it up for the MOST IMPORTANT girl in my life, here on the bloggosphere.

If anyone messes with her- well, you don't want to.

Now sit back and hear her words.
They will change your life.

They changed mine.

She's here to stay.

Now I'm handing over to her.

Cheers,
Crushed by Ingsoc

12 comments:

Helen said...

Aaah, apt nom de guerre--Freya. A goddess not to be mocked nor disrespected, but standing as well for love, beauty, magic, and prophesy (well, yes and war and death, but hey, we've all got a little edge to us). Come play, Freya, we don't all have shifty eyes and knives at the ready to plunge into backs... besides, you have to hear the details of my TAX AUDIT!!!!

Freya Speaks said...

Lol Helen...do tell! I told yo I was psychic! Glad you came!
Crushed has " branded " me .so it seems.:)

Anonymous said...

Is it a cat?? Grrrr I hope not.

Helen said...

Oh you wish it were the FED!!! it was the local tax authorities (GODDAMN!! THE PUSHER MAN!!!) and they wanted to know why I was not donating at the local blood bank. I had "laid low" like we're all supposed to do, you know??? The fuckers contacted my employer, and came back at me with DOCUMENTATION!!! (lemme tell you that was difficult to hold down the shift key whild drunk-commenting...yes, yes, I know it's 4:00 p.m.)

Fuckers, they siphoned $1,245 out of me before I passed out.

I knew the details of your "witch-i-ness" would bring you out of that cold hell ; ) I heart you, freya, with all the heart-ness that the internet can communicate!!! Come see the language I speak...

Captain Smack said...

Awww yeah, baby! The phoenix has risen. Will fire reign down from the sky, or will you change your format to something sweet and cuddly?

Also great to see you, Helen. Everybody's getting born-again, it seems.

Shelly Rayedeane said...

No more big uneven letters! My goodness God, what have you gone and done? I now have to use a magnifying glass just to read your blog damnit!!!

But I can sure see the naked woman without any problems!!!

Ermm....

Is that you there bent over backwards God? Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to use the magnifying glass on the picture to, would it? I mean, I wouldn't want to burn you like an ant or something... :)

Steph said...

Best you start blogging again ASAP! Don't be a slack arse!

MWAH!

Freya Speaks said...

Mutley-No,it's God.(stupid) :)
Helen- If that is true after my threat,I am going to start threatening MORE people.
Smackers- Well, what do you think?:)
Shelly- That is ME - in ANOTHER life!
Barbie-You are adorable.
I am touched you all followed me......see! I told ya I am velcro!:)

Crushed said...

Actually, Freya, you live in Asgard.
With your Valkyries.

If i remeber right, you own a few wolves as well...

I ain't going to mess with you.

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Is it just me, or did the letters on this blog just get bigger? Holy fuck. I'm losing it.

Captain Smack said...

You're like velcro, huh? I'm sticky, too, but in a different way.

Is the Goddess resting before her big entrance?

Freya Speaks said...

Thanks Helen- Glad to see you are up and running again:)
Mutley- Here to protect my domain while I sleep?
Smackers- You are an optimist aren't ya?Sorry, I am likley to disappoint you.
LOL Shelly- I did it FOR you!
Crushed- I moved- didn't you get he text? Just one beagle.