Tuesday 19 June 2007

Dear Brethren



As you all know, I am quite caught up with lawyers on two continents, sniffling neighbours after their recent bloody noses, a wayward architect and one or two other men of ill repute.
As much as I will miss you all dearly * yawn* my life has become a little bit too hectic to bother with the likes of you for now. :)

God is taking a break and is now officially incommunicado.
Will return to full functioning soonest.

Have a great summer!

Don't pester me with your petty prayers!
The answer is always NO!!!

Godly

18 comments:

fingers said...

What a shame.
Judging by that last post you were just starting to write some good stuff again.
Shit eh...

Unknown said...

*pokes you with a stick*

Shelly Rayedeane said...

*pokes mike with a stick so his stick pokes you harder*

Damn it. This always happens to the good bloggers. Hopefully, you wont come back with a new name again, otherwise I'm definitely going to start calling you Sybil.

Crushed said...
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Unknown said...

OW! Shelly, get out of my ANUS!

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Well I'd pray for God to remove my stick from your ass, but it seems she has abandoned us.

*poke poke poke*

I guess the devil is in control now.

Freya Speaks said...

Are you two having anal sex on God's patch whileI am not looking?

Captain Smack said...

I thought God was always watching. Like Santa Claus.

Freya Speaks said...

Sometimes,I take a snoozebut don't tell that rum lot.

Anonymous said...

Shelly Rayedeane said...

*pokes mike with a stick so his stick pokes you harder*

Damn it. This always happens to the good bloggers.


Mike likes that Shelley.. so be careful, What d'ya mean with the crack about good bloggers? What about me hay? .

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Sorry Mutley, didn't mean to offend.

And why is it that God just can't zap those damn lawyers with a lightning bolt or something?

I think I'm going to turn into an atheist if the wench doesn't come back soon.

Helen said...

Ok, now how the hell does one find you??? I ate a raspberry leaf, by the way. One. It tasted like coffee grounds and lemon juice and dirty lettuce leaves.

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Get the hell back here Sybil! Or I'll haunt you like a red-headed stepchild!

I can't even remember all of your links anymore.

UBERMOUTH said...

testing avator

Helen said...

Not a veiled threat, not a solicitation for sex, and not a money-making venture. It means we both were overly sensitive in our insensitivity and we both overreacted or something like that. (I wouldn't post this in comments if there were any other way to contact you.) The fat dogs thing got old, but nevertheless I lost sight of the fact that it was not mean spirited nor hurtful.

**this comment will self-destruct in 24 hours**

Helen said...

I was going to delete my comment, but I'll wait for Shelly to yell at you some more to just kiss and make up...

Unknown said...

fuckit, I'm bored. Get off your divine ass!

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Yeah God. Get off your ass. Since your so busy playing God in other people's lives, I hear something is going to land on your house!